Patio Pounder White, Rosé, Sparkling 12-Pack Mystery Case
rose
About this wine
Well, well, WELL! Look what we found! We thought — thought — these had all vanished, but a bubbly-filled wandering through the warehouse uncovered a secret cache!!! Back by popular demand, we’ve compiled some brand-spanking-new mystery packs for you to celebrate spring! Hopefully, you’ve already cleared some space with your spring cleaning — ‘cause you’re gonna want to LOAD UP on these! Enter…THE PATIO POUNDER!!! 12, yes…TWELVE bottles of utterly KILLER whites, rosés, and sparklers — coming your way at a STELLAR 63+% OFF! That’s $255 LESS than the retail price on a case such as this…so don’t be shy, and feel free to get three, four, SIX of these baddies to share and sip all spring and summer long! What wines, exactly? We’ll never tell (you’ll find out soon enough anyway), but you’ll get a mix of crisp, textured, and powerful whites, a handful of delectable, intriguing, and poolside-perfect rosés and bubblies...all incredibly delicious and all at a simply monumental savings for you! We’re talking a hoard of 90+ point bottlings, from zesty Russian River Blanc de Blancs, to Austrian Grüner that will have you SINGING, plus Loire Valley deliciousness, Cali-coastal rosés, and MORE!!! All for less than $13 a bottle! And that’s just what awaits you behind DOOR #1! More mystery awaits!!! Mystery Case #1 – Whites, Rosés, and Sparkling – 12 bottles for $149 (Retail $404) How does a straight-up $255 OFF sound?!?! Like straight fire, baby! This is just a ludicrous value…breaking down to less than $12.50 a bottle??? YOWZA! Over 63+% OFF! Just a crazy deal for this stupidly low price! 6 whites, 3 rosés, and 3 sparklers 3 from Europe, and 7 from California, plus 2 from Oregon 93 point Loire Valley stunner! Plus 92 point bubbles, 93 point rosé, and MORE! Perfect vibe for Spring days, porch-pounding, semi-active hikes in nature, and more! Did you see the $255 off? GROOVY, right? We packed up about 6 cheap Office Depot fold-up tables of these cases last night (thank you, Red Bull and Mountain Mike’s Pizza) — so best get them while you can...we’ll have a couple more later TODAY (including one extra-gnarly “collector” case!). First come, first served…! One last note - all Mystery Cases will ship from our West Coast warehouse, so please allow a little extra time to receive. We will ship as quickly as humanly possible so you can enjoy all these incredible goodies!
Wine details
- Producer
- Patio Pounder White,
- Color
- rose
- Alcohol
- 14
- Last Bottle price
- $149
- Retail price (estimate)
- $404
- Wine-Searcher average
- $149